Disses and punchlines are encouraged. FREESTYLE
Whatchu got playa?
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Disses and punchlines are encouraged. FREESTYLE
Whatchu got playa?
I woke up in the night, and what did I see? I pooped in my pants, yes I did indeed. It really smelled dank, really quite gross, so I got a butter knife and smeared it on some toast. Don't be mean, and don't be cruel, my poop looked just like a baby ja rule. And it started rapping and fire it did say, like "hey jon ham, it's freakin Saturday!" So I took it to the park, in the middle of the dark, and that poop ran up a giant tree bark. Man, I tried to grab it. Slick as a rabbit. Fell through my hands like an oily bandit. I lost that poop for good. I was very, very sad, but I know one thing for sure. I'm gonna be a shitty dad. BOOM!
first post and that thread already got super-weird, good job guys!:D
:thumbup1: time to get weird
check check..
Yo my name is kyle and I spit fat rhymes, I'm white girl wasted, and I love doing crimes. house music for life, no pop or hop, if you're reading this, I hope you're not a cop...
Bro do you even spit ?
MyUsah all up in this shit
Yeah, yu know it's legit
Aaight lets kick it
Ye nigga take a hit
*pffffftt*
*blows out smoke*
Where ya find this, kid ?
Sum dank ass shit
Damn son I'm feelin it
eeeyyy keep it lit
da chronic increasin mah wit
So fuckin' high, into orbit
peace out ya nitwit
*turntable brake*
Well that was fun, but it's pretty shitty :) . Hell I'm too white for this anyway.
And sorry if it takes up half a page.
Bro do you even spit ?
MyUsah all up in this excrement.
Yeah, yu know it's legit
Aaight lets kick it
Yes male of African American descent please do partake.
*pffffftt*
*blows out smoke*
Where ya find this, kid ?
Some exquisite substance indeed.
Darn son I'm feelin it
eeeyyy keep it lit
The dried female embryonic shoot of the cannabis sativa plant increasing my intellectual capabilities.
I have reached a significant altitude, beyond approximately 2,000 kilometers.
peace out ya nitwit
*turntable brake*
Made some modifications to make it suitable for work.
In before the inevitable lock,
Down on your knees and don this frock,
Getting holy in this church of the sacred beat,
The DJ is god, now with hands thou shalt speak.
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