* No battery; tablet is powered by an arc reactor (design: Tony Stark)
* Antimicrobial gel secreted from home button
* Touchscreen is actually on the back of the tablet; included mirror allows for easy operation (hot pants device)
* Touchscreen touches you back
* Motherboard actually contains a piece of the All-Spark
* Tablet’s edge is keen enough to cut between worlds
* Free Slap Chop with every Tablet purchase (limited time offer)
* Revolutionary real-time Wozifying of adult content means your porn will be 100% more grizzly
* Tablet is in fact two tablets (anti-tablet not guaranteed tangible)
* OS is a heavily modified, touch-enabled version of NeXTSTEP
* Tablet is afraid it can’t let you do that, Dave
* For media playback, users will have a choice between: iTunes,
* Tablet is so abhorrent to nature that the universe is sending bugs and build problems back in time to prevent its ever being released.
* Tablet is actually just an iPhone from World 4 of SMB3
* Tablet is about to die. Needs food badly
* Tablet sparkles when exposed to sunlight (but doesn’t like it)
* Tablets are the true source of the Spice
* Tablet is the Kwisatz Haderach (unconfirmed)
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*wink*
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