Humour: Things NOT to say while at a gig.

**BradCee** · 08-05-2010, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by sarasin

I was watching Britains got Talent on youtube the other night....
Yeah...its funny man!

So this girl comes up.....she says she is gonna sing Ken Lee.

They ask....who sings that?

She says....Mariah Carey....

They all look at each other...mmkay!

So she starts...."KENNN LEEEEEEEE!!!...Ken Leeeeee without youuuu!!!"

I swear!

It was the fucking funniest thing ever!

seen something like that before.... was it an asian woman?

**sarasin** · 08-05-2010, 10:19 AM

OT -

Just checked...and it was Bulgarian!

KEKEKEKEKEKEKE

Fuck me.....LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

**BenCove** · 08-08-2010, 08:51 PM

I was stupid last time i dj'd

I was playing some electro house that gradualy turns into wobble and fidget

a woman comes up to me and says:

"hey u got any old house music from around 1992"

I simply reply

"sorry i was only just born then"

**Jester** · 08-09-2010, 04:16 AM

Hi Mr. Tiesto Sir... Can i get you a drink? May i push your stool in?

**Fyoog** · 08-09-2010, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by JesterNZDJ

Hi Mr. Tiesto Sir... Can i get you a drink? May i push your stool in?

LOL

My mate used to keep a Jive Bunny LP in his record bag to freak promoters out when ever he turned up to a new gig, if they asked what sort of stuff he was going to play he'd nonchalantly go through some of his latest bits the just pull it out and be like "this ones for prime time, always goes off mate!!"
You'd just see the horror in their faces, he'd never play it but used to keep them going as long as he could.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jive_Bu...e_Mastermixers

**sarasin** · 08-09-2010, 06:41 AM

Originally Posted by JesterNZDJ

Hi Mr. Tiesto Sir... Can i get you a drink? May i push your stool in?

Dude....May I push your stool in?

Is it just me.....or is that one NASTY comment?

Push your poo in?

Maybe its only me....

**darryljames** · 08-09-2010, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by Fyoog

LOL

My mate used to keep a Jive Bunny LP in his record bag to freak promoters out when ever he turned up to a new gig, if they asked what sort of stuff he was going to play he'd nonchalantly go through some of his latest bits the just pull it out and be like "this ones for prime time, always goes off mate!!"
You'd just see the horror in their faces, he'd never play it but used to keep them going as long as he could.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jive_Bu...e_Mastermixers

i double lol'd that you actually had to link the original track, kids are so young these days....

(or am I so fricken old?)

**Fyoog** · 08-09-2010, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by darryljames

i double lol'd that you actually had to link the original track, kids are so young these days....

(or am I so fricken old?)

Partly because people will be too young, I'm 27 and remember them from being about 7-8 and it being wheeled out at weddings and school discos and that, but its also for my international peeps as they were never subjected to the horror I don't think?