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    Default OT: if God threw a party...

    if God threw a party Jazzy Jeff would be the DJ...

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    if God threw a party Jazzy Jeff would be the DJ...
    And Jeffrey would be the MC.

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    ...and Deadmau5 would be the court jester...

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    Quote Originally Posted by keithace View Post
    if God threw a party Jazzy Jeff would be the DJ...
    :eek: wherefore 'art 'thou hooj choons?
    One of the best labels EVER!
    Last edited by tekki; 12-30-2010 at 02:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanBlake View Post
    ...and Deadmau5 would be the court jester...
    if by that you mean hanging victim, then yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keithace View Post
    if God threw a party
    invisible party host is invisible. aren't we a little too old for imaginary friends?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mostapha View Post
    if by that you mean hanging victim, then yes.
    I don't care WHAT technique they use M - so long as it WORKS:eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by ctrld View Post
    invisible party host is invisible. aren't we a little too old for imaginary friends?
    "if" is a key word there... No need to hate on religion when we're just having fun.

    If God had a party there would be a DJ dual between Jazzy Jeff, Ean Golden, Shiftee, and Mike Relm. Lin Jon would be the MC... *Nerdgasm*
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    let me enlighten you.

    when DJ AM died because of crack, he came to heaven to please the people with top40 djing. As jesus felt he wasnt needed as a dj anymore in heaven he decided to go back to earth, and he found a dj called ean golden which, due to his looks was the perfect host for dj-jesus. then he invented the midifighter, the holy grail auf djing. Satan couldnt let that happen, so he infiltrated a company named Native Instruments and invented the S4 and the 50% off deals, to seduce people into separating from dj jesus midifighter. to avoid his followers transforming into satans followers dj jesus decided it was time to show the masses the custom midi fighter, a thing that sexy that it would top the s4's mass appeal.

    While that happening Dj AM was doing crab scratches over keshas stupid ass songs performing quadruple fast quick cuts.

    But, noone cared because people who like EDM dont go to heaven due to massive drug abuse and other sins.

    (omg im so bored @work)

    conclusion: if anyone would dj in heaven itd be this:


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    In the immortal words of Sister Bliss and Rollo, as sung by Maxi Jazz...
    ...god is a dj...
    ...and this...
    ...is where i heal my hurt...

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