{OT} i come up with the stupidest things in the shower
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    Default {OT} i come up with the stupidest things in the shower

    how effective do you think my new pick up line will be?

    "hey, girl, i heard you had DSL, and uh, i just wanted to know if i could connect"

    expected responses
    A) a good slap across the face

    B) a good laugh from her

    C) she has no idea what dsl stands for and i get away with it.

    given the chance to explain myself

    "look, im a starving dj/ artist. i havnt been able to pay my bills and i need to update my facebook"

    and play it from there.
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    If I see a bright light on the horizon next weekend, I'll know she's gone nuclear.





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    .....and claim all the zombie bitches for myself.




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    You bathe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xtianw View Post
    You bathe?


    lol

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    90% of the times, option C

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    How about, "hi"? That one always works for me.

    I don't think I've ever gotten laid when that wasn't the first thing I said to a girl…or that she said to me. Wait, no…there was a "hey" once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manchild View Post

    Oh my god....lol....that was your 10th post.

    You are going to do very very well here at DJTT. Welcome to the Crew.....ha!! Can't stop laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by manchild View Post
    i HAD to spam this all over facebook

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    my guess is not too effective theory lol good luck with that.
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