How much attention do you get when DJing?
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    Default How much attention do you get when DJing?

    Yo, just because people sometimes ask me if I get loads of poon when playing.

    Well, not if I'm doing a crap set! Fortunately, I make it my business NEVER to do crap sets and always be a good boy.

    I'd say, the answer to this is: it depends where you're playing.

    Average bars don't get you much action unless you're a real looker. UNLESS you play amazing sets that make girls melt and hug you. Then ask you what you're doing when you end your set. I prefer to play the best set possible as I'm not George Clooney 20 years ago.

    But I DID notice that playing in clubs you can basically get rogering action almost whenever you like. Incomparable to bars.

    So I did this chart of DJs and how much action they get: http://www.challands.com/DJ-gets-lots-of-girls.html

    Anyone done a trailer park Sunday BBQ and got their oats?

    How about girl DJs any stories to tell?

    How about the rest of you guys?

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    girls like power, simple as that

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    Quote Originally Posted by padi_04 View Post
    girls like power, simple as that
    not true, my friend is an electrician. literally never gets laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by popatheart View Post
    not true, my friend is an electrician. literally never gets laid.
    HaHa
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    Quote Originally Posted by popatheart View Post
    not true, my friend is an electrician. Literally never gets laid.
    haahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by popatheart View Post
    not true, my friend is an electrician. literally never gets laid.
    haha I'll have to remember that one.

    Girls like power - never truer. Let's take UK girls for an example.

    I'm British but live in Paris. Girls from the UK rarely would ever look at me when I lived there, but now I'm a DJ in Paris, anytime I get some girl being a bit forward (as in suggesting she wants to get serviced when I finish or touching my buttcheek) she's from the UK visiting or living in France.

    It turns me off that they only like you cos you're DJing though. Unless she has big bazookas in which case I milk it like a porn king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by popatheart View Post
    not true, my friend is an electrician. literally never gets laid.
    thats awesome. That's my dayjob, and yea I hardly ever get any pussy cause of it. I can prob count on one hand the amount of vagina's ive met up with while at work. I would say it has something to do w/ being dirty and sweaty and prob smelling like dead animals all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by popatheart View Post
    not true, my friend is an electrician. literally never gets laid.
    hahahahahaha

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    Hmm. Got a bar gig with a friend in Paris a month from now. Will report on how it goes. (first gig btw, woo yay houpla).
    I only play for the love of music anyway, so I could care less about these outcomes*. Besides, I'm not hot and have nothing to talk about apart from the tunes, so that'll settle the "personality" thing right there. :P

    Seriously though, that electrician joke made me giggle!

    *the end of this statement may contain traces of hypocrisy
    Last edited by bumtsch; 03-04-2011 at 02:26 PM.

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    I don't know about you but i get all the bitches
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