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    Some of the important lessons I've learned from the DJTT University of Life - how about yours (serious or otherwise) ?

    - Ean is American for Ian
    - Karlos is not related to HRM ER ll and doesn't drive the new Mini
    - b3n is certifiably insane
    - a Traktor is not a farming implement
    - formatting your posts is regarded as strange
    - lots of new abbreviations (OT, LOL, ROFL, gif.........)
    - it rains a lot where JesNZ lives
    - Tekki and Bento go away a lot
    - FEP is in the construction business
    - Padi has way too much hair
    - Ean has a bad haircut
    - a Mac is not a hamburger and is actually quite a good thing
    - latency is quite important
    - Monster USB cables are over-rated
    - an S4 isn't the latest Audi
    - lots of bandwidth is your friend

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    Congrats again!

    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanBlake View Post
    - a Traktor is not a farming implement
    It most certainly is not. I did a Tractor course once and discovered that an 'implement' is an unpowered tractor attachment and a machine is a powered one. And German for machine is maschine. Which NI also make. So are they actually agricultural suppliers? Confusing.

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    - FEP is in the construction business
    I am? No one told me. There was me thinking I was working in marketing. That's probably why my last employee review went so horribly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fullenglishpint View Post
    That's probably why my last employee review went so horribly.
    I'd imagine there were other reasons way beyond this....

    Congrats on getting to a 1,000 posts though JB!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanBlake View Post
    - Monster USB cables are over-rated
    Just to clarify and teach you one more thing…it's not just their USB cables. Everything they make is crap.

    Not over-rated.

    Crap.

    Garbage.

    Worse than store-brand.

    Bad materials.

    Bad construction.

    And their cute little "look at me" plugs can't be repaired, in contrast to every other (audio) cable manufacturer.

    That company survives on nothing but branding. They're the grey goose of cables.

    And to teach one more thing…grey goose is objectively crap vodka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanBlake View Post
    - Padi has way too much hair[CENTER]

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    Quote Originally Posted by padi_04 View Post
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunford View Post
    I'd imagine there were other reasons way beyond this....

    Congrats on getting to a 1,000 posts though JB!
    Thanks Bunford - quite some sense of humour you have there mate - good on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by padi_04 View Post

    His balls will have to drop first - you're a star Padi - its jealousy mate, 'cos I'm losing mine
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    You're losing your balls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fullenglishpint View Post
    You're losing your balls?
    Lemme check...............nah, just my hair.
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