(OT - Need Advice)

[wrong chris]

thanks professor, i'll be sure to study that chapter for the pop quiz tomorrow.

[smiTTTen]

Because there are people in the world that think rhino horn helps sustain an erection, rhinos' are more valuable than polka dots.

ZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnG!

[JonathanBlake]

thanks professor, i'll be sure to study that chapter for the pop quiz tomorrow.

Sorry duerr - didn't mean to pontificate, but there's not a week that goes by that we don't hear about this in the news. Probably a bigger tragedy than most know. We lost another two just this week. The poachers are armed with AK47s, and are now shooting back at an elite anti-poaching unit.

They hack the horns off and leave these magnificent beasts to bleed to death. Its tragic. And, all because of a myth.

[wrong chris]

no yeah i've heard about that, it's pretty rough. i guess you hear a lot more about it than we do because it's happening in your backyard.

i was just trying to maintain the lighthearted jokey vibe of this parody thread about wannabe marathon runners.... but having a serious discussion about animal cruelty is cool too.

[JonathanBlake]

no yeah i've heard about that, it's pretty rough. i guess you hear a lot more about it than we do because it's happening in your backyard.

i was just trying to maintain the lighthearted jokey vibe of this parody thread about wannabe marathon runners.... but having a serious discussion about animal cruelty is cool too.

we're cool. I agree - as important as this may be - let us not detract from smi777en's madness

[fullenglishpint]

here's a compromise, a running (live) rhino.



edit: btw, I once got charged by a rhino. no joke. those things can move.

[JonathanBlake]

here's a compromise, a running (live) rhino.



edit: btw, I once got charged by a rhino. no joke. those things can move.

No shit FEP. When I was doing research for my Masters in the Kruger Park a Land Cruiser got T-boned and flipped on its side by a rhino. That beast will get smi777en to break from a jog into a sprint. Fartlek training will get him to the Olympics!

[fullenglishpint]

Lucky for me I was on a fokken horse. It was in limpopo province, beautiful place. It was a big male and his kid had been born about 2 weeks earlier, seems he was a little cranky.

Tip to OP: You'll always be able to run faster if you're on a horse.

[wrong chris]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQl-lLPHnfE

[theory28]

this OP had a great hidden meaning, however lets not bring this over to the forums.

yes there are a lot of similar posts, but deal with it.






that bing said, i lol'd at the OP post