11 things you should NEVER say to the DJ
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    Default 11 things you should NEVER say to the DJ

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    wow...im 11 out of 11 of what not to ask the dj!

    Worst one was:
    Guy: Hey dj...can you play Barbie Girl?
    Me: Sorry I dont have that song
    Guy: You suck! And you call yourself a dj?
    Me: Sorry man, Do I look like iTunes or LimeWire? Your at a 80s New Wave Club...
    Guy: F@#K YOU
    Me: SECURITY!

    *Guy flys out the door*

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    I m proud to say I havent asked any DJ any of that

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    its moments like these you need a can of mace

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    Quote Originally Posted by BentoSan View Post
    its moments like these you need a can of mace
    ... or just a mace.

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    is this ripped from somewhere else, a thread some time last week, i swear!?!

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    yep Andre Harris "10 things not to say to a DJ"
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    How many times have you heard those questions....? Its not so bad when your in a bar but when I have had to do 21st's and 18th's its a nightmare!

    What tune is playing at the start of the video?

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    I got just about the whole lot last time out. unfortunately bitch slapping patrons is not an option
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    i want to slap each of those patrons with a large fish.

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