bought a new whip

[tekki]

Good God no. Jeremy Clarkson is one of the most hatable English men alive. Quite like the program but he is just a stupid old, grumpy, right wing, middle class, offensive twat.

Maybe it's he making a big caricature of himself that makes him funny for me, though I like James May way more!

[SpeshulEd]

A mini is shit just like a Chevy is shit or a Ford is shit or a Dodge is shit. They're not really shit it's just some people don't like them so they're shit. I drive a big ass Ford and I think it's shit every time I go to the gas station.

Aww man, what is "non shit?"

My other ride is an FJ Cruiser





I always knock American muscle cars because their drivers are some of the slowest on the road it seems like. The more expensive the car, the slower they drive.

[photojojo]

Aww man, what is "non shit?"

My motorcycle

My other ride is an FJ Cruiser

I like those new FJ's

I always knock American muscle cars because their drivers are some of the slowest on the road it seems like. The more expensive the car, the slower they drive.

That's because muscle cars were designed for the drag strip, not the road.

[SpeshulEd]

I would kill myself if I had a motorcycle. I'm sure of it. I love speed too much to not open the thing up.

[Karlos Santos]

I'm still lost as to where the reference to an "American muscle car" came from..?

[SpeshulEd]

Cuz I said "please don't say an american muscle car is nonshit"

Honestly, I apologize, I'm super stressed out at work recently and seem to be taking it out on everyone...I've been a bit of a chode on the forum lately, especially for still being a noob around these parts.

I knock american muscle because it always seems like the people that drive them, drive slow as balls. The nicer/more expensive the car, the slower they drive. Plus the few people I know that own them are kind of douchey..."aww man, my ride is so cool, I just got a hood scoop" ... "you glued the hood scoop on, there isn't even a hole in the hood!" Drives me crazy.

[xtianw]

So I lied about buying a mini, or at least, found a huge reason to return it and buy this instead. Thank god for lemon laws.

[JesC]

is that a green M&M???

[oliosky]

So I lied about buying a mini, or at least, found a huge reason to return it and buy this instead. Thank god for lemon laws.

You also realised that you didn't prefer the intimate company of men? I don't think I seen one of those new minis not being driven by a gay couple...

[JesC]

my next car is a Toyota Prius C, truestory....where do i turn in my man card?