Story Train.

[smiTTTen]

• The story comprises of exactly 50 sentences.
• Everyone gets one sentence.
• In cases where 2 people add a sentence at the same point. The first one listed will be used.
• Each player must wait out at least 5 turns before they can add another sentence.
• No obvious derailing or sabotage please.

I will go first.

Being woken up by a fuming Texan in a greasy spoon located at the arse end of Preston wasn't how he had planned to spend his first day on the job.

[Lambox]

[great idea!]

But, on the other hand, it was better than waking up next to his ex-wife, who was now serving time for armed robbery.

[The Pancaker]

"Oh what a bloody cunt she was", thought Murdoc out loud while remembering the harsh times he had to go through because of her.

[smiTTTen]

Thought we might keep it all together...

Being woken up by a fuming Texan in a greasy spoon located at the arse end of Preston wasn't how he had planned to spend his first day on the job. But, on the other hand, it was better than waking up next to his ex-wife, who was now serving time for armed robbery. "Oh what a bloody cunt she was", thought Murdoc out loud while remembering the harsh times he had to go through because of her.

[Glen]

So Murdoc got out of the dumpster and waddled his way back to his house cursing his Ex-wife Helga.

[Zaniac]

Being woken up by a fuming Texan in a greasy spoon located at the arse end of Preston wasn't how he had planned to spend his first day on the job. But, on the other hand, it was better than waking up next to his ex-wife, who was now serving time for armed robbery. "Oh what a bloody cunt she was", thought Murdoc out loud while remembering the harsh times he had to go through because of her. So Murdoc got out of the dumpster and waddled his way back to his house cursing his Ex-wife Helga. Although Murdoch had made this walk many times before, this particular morning was about to get a whole lot weirder.

[fullenglishpint]

It was time once again to go about his daily business and today, like every other day, the first priority was finding the choicest edible morsels amongst the detritus he had found himself sleeping in.

[smiTTTen]

Being woken up by a fuming Texan in a greasy spoon located at the arse end of Preston wasn't how he had planned to spend his first day on the job. But, on the other hand, it was better than waking up next to his ex-wife, who was now serving time for armed robbery. "Oh what a bloody cunt she was", thought Murdoc out loud while remembering the harsh times he had to go through because of her. So Murdoc got out of the dumpster and waddled his way back to his house cursing his Ex-wife Helga. Although Murdoch had made this walk many times before, this particular morning was about to get a whole lot weirder. It was time once again to go about his daily business and today, like every other day, the first priority was finding the choicest edible morsels amongst the detritus he had found himself sleeping in. "Breakfast is over and your nine am is already waiting" growled the Texan.

[keithace]

"I hate large groups...they never tip enough" he mummered, while washing his stained hands.

[Luconia]

the sink was stained with a deep crimson red, caked blood..smells rusty..
he continued scrubbing his hands, put on the glove & picked up a scalpel