Deep House mix will get you STDs...

**sobi** · 03-21-2012, 03:51 PM

It's Friday night. You've made no plans, everyones already out, and your shit out of options for the night. It's looking like it's you, a box of fried chicken, greasy fingers, and wallowing in your boredom knowing your significant other wishes you were just a little bit better than you can be. Never fear... there's hope. You download this mix. All of a sudden, you've got 235.73% more swagger. You put on your Friday best, hop in your whip, and head downtown bumping "This One's Dedicated to...". All of a sudden, women follow your car as if your the pied piper of house. Men want to be like you, and women want to bludgeon each other to be with to you. You are a better man. Then the mix ends. While the effects recede, you are permanently left with residual awesomeness. True story brah.