The Never Ending Rap Battle Thread

[MYE]

One day i met a pony called hula.

He was as high as moola.

Then the moola and the hula had a battle they sent each other to the cattle where they had a little battle.

After that battle there was a very big silence where they flew upside down into an alliance.

In that alliance there was a peacock that magically flew into the suns peacock and then into the alternate dimension where peacocks are humans and humans are peacocks and sharks make up the entire senate and the dolphins is the president and the sharks try to eat the president and become a dolphin but they don't succeed because the peacocks come back from the alternate dimension and they are really smart and use their laser beams to kill the unhappy sharks but it turns out that the sharks are humans and the president is a human so everything is back to normal. The peacocks were high

[Patch]

This thread is wack.

[Patch]

Yo.

[MYE]

And then that hater called patch said this thread is wack so we took him too the corner and gave him a smack he then fell on the ground after that smack and turned into the hulk then said HULK SMASH.

[MYE]

And guess what bitch i can't rap

[Nicky H]

One day i met a pony called hula.

He was as high as moola.

Then the moola and the hula had a battle they sent each other to the cattle where they had a little battle.

After that battle there was a very big silence where they flew upside down into an alliance.

In that alliance there was a peacock that magically flew into the suns peacock and then into the alternate dimension where peacocks are humans and humans are peacocks and sharks make up the entire senate and the dolphins is the president and the sharks try to eat the president and become a dolphin but they don't succeed because the peacocks come back from the alternate dimension and they are really smart and use their laser beams to kill the unhappy sharks but it turns out that the sharks are humans and the president is a human so everything is back to normal. The peacocks were high

That made me smile for a while,
But smiling's not my style,
See I come from down t'pit,
I'm a miserable northern git.

Yeah I got ryhmes..

[smiTTTen]

When you kids have figured out which two of you have something resembling talent - you can try your hand with the big boys over here. Warning - Photo and I don't take prisoners so tell your mother's you won't be coming home.

[VanGogo]

^thats the worst rap ever

[smiTTTen]

Next week on Alabama Fact Checker....

[Jayvee]

Yo it looks like fun here in raptown
but this time, it's Jayvee who's getting down

So you better prep yourself and maybe check yourself
because I'm going to wiggidy wreck yo'self
I'm a DJ not a rapper
yet even I can tell your shit's whacker
Yes you are whacker and you're a wanker
while I am known as your mothers spanker.

Yo.