The Never Ending Rap Battle Thread

[theory28]

I'm not saying I'm back but here I am
for the time being I'm having a look around
sizing up the the New guys pound for pound
I'm waiting for the fanfare and the where's my ham?

it sounds like I'm due for just deserts
but allow me to explain why this shit hurts
I sat back and got to watch that
my name's still got fat
and now that I look at
I'm not sure if it hurts, that

but maybe if I hustled a little more hard
I could have gotten my own business card
instead I didn't play because I was too tired
while all my competition worked hard
and tried to be fly like Picard

they thought their following would be like that of bard
and like the shuttle program they burned bright
but like the shuttle program they no longer take flight
and one wears a target name tag; debit or credit card?

mean while my protege didnt do it right
thought he was big time because he got some light
swore he was big time and dressed all white
he was no sensation; should have kept to recreation

one got a few fans
the other played with heavy hands
and where does that leave me?
I've still got a few plans.


that was terribly shitty and I'm sorry you read it.

[elliot1106]

I had sex with your mother.

[0Notice]

Me im a DJ
and im doing time
only because
I spit fat rhymes

YEAHHHHHH Tell em' whats up!

You think your fast
ohh Pretty cool
too bad son you just got glassed!

Wow this is rough...

[Citizen_Insane]

I'm not saying I'm back but here I am
for the time being I'm having a look around
sizing up the the New guys pound for pound
I'm waiting for the fanfare and the where's my ham?

it sounds like I'm due for just deserts
but allow me to explain why this shit hurts
I sat back and got to watch that
my name's still got fat
and now that I look at
I'm not sure if it hurts, that

but maybe if I hustled a little more hard
I could have gotten my own business card
instead I didn't play because I was too tired
while all my competition worked hard
and tried to be fly like Picard

they thought their following would be like that of bard
and like the shuttle program they burned bright
but like the shuttle program they no longer take flight
and one wears a target name tag; debit or credit card?

mean while my protege didnt do it right
thought he was big time because he got some light
swore he was big time and dressed all white
he was no sensation; should have kept to recreation

one got a few fans
the other played with heavy hands
and where does that leave me?
I've still got a few plans.