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Whatchu got playa?
I woke up in the night, and what did I see? I pooped in my pants, yes I did indeed. It really smelled dank, really quite gross, so I got a butter knife and smeared it on some toast. Don't be mean, and don't be cruel, my poop looked just like a baby ja rule. And it started rapping and fire it did say, like "hey jon ham, it's freakin Saturday!" So I took it to the park, in the middle of the dark, and that poop ran up a giant tree bark. Man, I tried to grab it. Slick as a rabbit. Fell through my hands like an oily bandit. I lost that poop for good. I was very, very sad, but I know one thing for sure. I'm gonna be a shitty dad. BOOM!
first post and that thread already got super-weird, good job guys!
time to get weird
Bro do you even spit ?
MyUsah all up in this shit
Yeah, yu know it's legit
Aaight lets kick it
Ye nigga take a hit
*pffffftt*
*blows out smoke*
Where ya find this, kid ?
Sum dank ass shit
Damn son I'm feelin it
eeeyyy keep it lit
da chronic increasin mah wit
So fuckin' high, into orbit
peace out ya nitwit
*turntable brake*
Well that was fun, but it's pretty shitty . Hell I'm too white for this anyway.
And sorry if it takes up half a page.
Bro do you even spit ?
MyUsah all up in this excrement.
Yeah, yu know it's legit
Aaight lets kick it
Yes male of African American descent please do partake.
*pffffftt*
*blows out smoke*
Where ya find this, kid ?
Some exquisite substance indeed.
Darn son I'm feelin it
eeeyyy keep it lit
The dried female embryonic shoot of the cannabis sativa plant increasing my intellectual capabilities.
I have reached a significant altitude, beyond approximately 2,000 kilometers.
peace out ya nitwit
*turntable brake*
Made some modifications to make it suitable for work.
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