What do you think about when you DJ?

**jshawpro** · 01-04-2013, 10:53 PM

For the record ... someone took it upon themselves to delete a portion of my original post. I know why ... and it's cool.

But this is turning into an awesome thread ... I laughed my #ss off as I scrolled down the list!

Originally Posted by numarkaddict

"stay. away. from. my. equipment."

"I HAVE TO PEE" (or worse)

SO true ... and hilarious!

MUCH LOVE!

**kooper1980** · 01-04-2013, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by Hoodless

'yes i am playing something you can dance to, just you cant dance'

I love this one!! You can dance to pretty much ANYTHING with a beat. Just learn to dance better!! :-)

**numarkaddict** · 01-05-2013, 01:11 AM

"no you cant find out what that knob does"

"how'd you even get up here?"

"did you see that chick throw up?"

"hahahaha she busted her #ss"

"how long has it been since i dropped the bass last?"

"i hope i dont beak my headphones in the middle of my set"

"what time is it?"

"did i bring that one cd?"

"i wonder how many times somebody will ask me to play the motto"

"Did i hook up the charger to my laptop?" (although i can say I've never thought about this since im new to using my laptop in my setup, I can imagine someone has thought this before and gave themselves a minor heartattack)

"i wonder how many times somebody will ask me if im the DJ"

**Jester** · 01-05-2013, 02:39 AM

England.

**blackavenger** · 01-05-2013, 04:14 AM

Originally Posted by Ed Paris

things ti´m thinking about while djing:

"i need to pee!"
"what was that name of the song again? it would totally fit in right now."
"where´s my drink?"
"oh girl, please stay away with that drink from my expensive gear!"
"why haven´t i thought about this transition before? that´s awesome!"
"she´s hot!"
"still need to pee!"

hahaha, good stuff. totally agree.

**Era 7** · 01-05-2013, 05:50 AM

Originally Posted by Ed Paris

things ti´m thinking about while djing:

"i need to pee!"
"what was that name of the song again? it would totally fit in right now."
"where´s my drink?"
"oh girl, please stay away with that drink from my expensive gear!"
"why haven´t i thought about this transition before? that´s awsome!"
"she´s hot!"
"still need to pee!"

Originally Posted by Hoodless

Pretty much what ed said,

'Need to pee'
'id bang her'
'GET DA FUCK AWAY FROM DA BOOTH'
'oh wait she has a boyfriend'
'have i already played this?'
'could i get away with a mix cd right now'
'wheres my beer'
'WHERES MY BEER'
'Oh yeah i drank it'
'no i will not play hip hop'
'yes i am playing something you can dance to, just you cant dance'

quoted for truth