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    Default A techno nerd reviews DJ Pauly D

    10:24pm – My faithful companion astutely notes that for his entire set Pauly has only been using one turntable, suggesting that perhaps his set has been pre-recorded and the only live aspect of the show are his abysmal scratching and random uninterpretable utterances. I want to believe her, but part of me has to wonder: if your set is pre-recorded, couldn’t you at least have made the mixing sound half-decent?
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    9:53pm – I start to wonder if Pauly didn’t make a deal with some kind of demonic force, but is himself said demonic force. The high-pitched synths, badly auto-tuned pop vocals and disgustingly overdriven basslines are slowly starting to turn into an unending stream of sensory input that makes the space behind my eyes ache with every beat. Is this his secret? Does he wear you down until there is but a shell of a human being left, putty in his ridiculously tanned hands? "

    oh my oh my
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    "8:53pm – The MC introduces ‘Big Jerry’. I can only assume he is one of Pauly’s entourage who basks in his reflected glory. The crowd cheers like Ben Sims has just pulled off an amazing three-deck mix as Jerry just stands there. The DJ (apparently his name is Steve Play) drops Avicii’s Levels mashed with Gotye’s Somebody I Used To Know. This is the second time Levels has been played tonight."

    "10:38pm – The EDM returns with Gangnam Style and We No Speak Americano and Pauly proudly proclaims he is, quote, “the best in the world”. If there was anything left inside me that could die, I would say that part of me dies inside."

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    Well his show got cancelled so maybe the party is over for him.
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    he gets a lot of hate, however, he's making money by playing music (despite notoriety from a popular tv show).. selling out venues typically, and is actually a pretty nice guy.

    the pics i have up close next to his his lappy before he played in dallas tho well they're are pretty LOL... shits soooo bedazzled

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    did you guys check out this one from the comments?

    http://randombeatz.proboards.com/ind...print&thread=5

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    9:37pm – Pauly attempts to scratch for the first (of many) times. Someplace, somewhere, DJ Shadow shudders and doesn’t know why.

    Pahahaha!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by synthet1c View Post
    did you guys check out this one from the comments?

    http://randombeatz.proboards.com/ind...print&thread=5

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    Couldnt agree more with the review
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    Quote Originally Posted by djmichaelhavok View Post
    he gets a lot of hate, however, he's making money by playing music (despite notoriety from a popular tv show).. Selling out venues typically, and is actually a pretty nice guy.

    The pics i have up close next to his his lappy before he played in dallas tho well they're are pretty lol... Shits soooo bedazzled
    rly?
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