Hair Removal Cream on Amazon - Must see!

**deevey** · 04-13-2013, 01:32 PM

Read the reviews. It'll make you giggle and cringe ... :P

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-revi...DateDescending

**keithace** · 04-13-2013, 02:10 PM

"jungle free love area" made me laugh...

**deevey** · 04-13-2013, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by keithace

"jungle free love area" made me laugh...

Oh hell's thats not even half as funny as ...

This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.

Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...