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    1. THE EUROPEANS
    they have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most .

    2 THE AMERICANS
    They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most..

    3. THE INDIANS
    They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most
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    Default Funny Dirty Jokes

    Nice collection Here. It's really funny here. here are some more funny dirty jokes. Try them.

    Santa was writing past tense of “I make a mistake”
    Guess what he wrote ?
    “I was made by a mistake”

    There Was A Flood In A Village.
    One Man Said To Everyone: “I’ll Stay! God Will Save Me!”
    The Flood Got Higher And A Boat Came And The Man In It

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    A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective...the cheapest one he could find
    This is his report
    Most honorable sir,
    You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go hotel.. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I no see

    No fee,
    Ding Dong Lee
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    Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
    Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
    Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
    …Next Day…
    (Same boy): I’ll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
    Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)

    Find more Dirty Jokes for adults here

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    Hillary Takes Muslim Name

    FOR SECURITY REASONS, HILLARY HAS CHOSEN A MUSLIM NAME.

    SO FROM NOW ON, PLEASE USE HER NEW MUSLIM NAME:

    http://www.usnews.com/pubdbimages/im...ess425x283.jpg
    SELDOM BIN LAYED

    The last time she had a simple job to do, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky.....
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    who we r
    what we have done

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    Guy1: "Do you take a shower after Sex?"
    Guy2: "Yes of course"
    Guy1: "So you might have Sex more often"

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    Whats the difference between jelly and jam?

    .................................................. ............

    You can't jelly your cock into a whores mouth.


    too much? my apologies if it is...
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    2500 years ago a slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-offa'-me) was attending a great athletic festival in Greece. This festival had no name. In those days the athletes performed naked (believe it or not).

    To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

    At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked athletic males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "Oh! Limp pricks!"

    Over the next two and a half millennia that expression morphed into "Olympics".

    Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.
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