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    DJTT Scribe Mod smiTTTen's Avatar
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    Default "Looking for someone to teach me to DJ"

    Beats By Dre is like audio flu for your balls.

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    I'm really good at looking at marble sculptures, and even better at talking about them. Can someone teach me to carve stone?

    Whatchu getting at Smittten? I will teach a pretty girl to dj.
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    now if you read that article back to yourself while changing the word "Dj'ing" to Fu*k'ing it will make more sense

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    sounds like a sweet deal
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    A "percentage" of her first 5 gigs ... wow ... what's 100% of nothing ... oh yeah, nothing.

    She obviously unaware that the majority of any djs first gigs are usually unpaid warm up slots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karlos Santos View Post
    A "percentage" of her first 5 gigs ... wow ... what's 100% of nothing ... oh yeah, nothing.

    She obviously unaware that the majority of any djs first gigs are usually unpaid warm up slots.
    personally i dont think she cares or needs to know that
    because she may as well be asking for a MASSAGE teacher.
    Im 100% sure she isnt looking for a dj teacher, and really just wants a "schoolboy"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karlos Santos View Post
    A "percentage" of her first 5 gigs ... wow ... what's 100% of nothing ... oh yeah, nothing.

    She obviously unaware that the majority of any djs first gigs are usually unpaid warm up slots.
    Should translate to half a pint by the end of the 5th gig actually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by padi_04 View Post
    Should translate to half a pint by the end of the 5th gig actually.
    ooh see now that ill take her up on!!

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    first record i pull out...no pun intended...

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    lol where's that video from?

    the people's faces are priceless

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