Anyone ever taken a piss in the dj booth?
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    Default Anyone ever taken a piss in the dj booth?

    No time to get to the bathroom and no one to cover for you? raised dj booth and no one behind you? This could make for some pretty funny stories.
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    Happens to me all the time.
    I just a tech-crew guy over and say "when that song ends hit THAT green button" and then i hoof it to the loo and back.

    But no... ive never pissed in the booth. You dirty boy !

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    here a coupon bro, you all good now

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    thats why I always keep a few premade mixes in my library. Of course you could drop some long epic song that people will go "OMG did he just play that whole song". You know something like Timeless by Goldie (showing my age here maybe).
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    Quote Originally Posted by duerr View Post


    here a coupon bro, you all good now
    OMG that is the Post Of The Weekend surely.

    Ironically i have actually nearly pissed myself laffing..!

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    Nope....never pee'd in the box before.

    Left off a few farts tho.....the bass works ones bowels sometimes!
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    I have stood in dog shit in the Box before!

    The DJ in this club was NASTY!

    Used to have his lil dog with him and saw him toss a half a sandwich to it.
    The dog didn't want the junk food and left it. This guy stood and slid all over it.

    When it was my turn to jam....i check this mess out and was NO WAYS mate....

    Clean up the Dog doo.....and your fucking food.

    Bum!!

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    3 Words: Wide Top Bottle
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    Quote Originally Posted by JesterNZDJ View Post
    3 Words: Wide Top Bottle
    amen son... gotta grab some them high definition piss-jugs like old Ray from trailer park boys. way the road bud, way the road.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz43yJU0ZUo

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    Quote Originally Posted by duerr View Post


    here a coupon bro, you all good now
    Yeah but you guys need the tiesto version (ftw!) adult diapers because they are obviously better.

    Ps. Timeless is the shit, although that is kinda chill so if you were in a big set its like hey room take a break while I piss.

    P.P.s I had originally thought of this with a wide mouth bottle/solo in mind, piss in it and then keep it on hand for that asshole who keeps putting his cup on the dj booth, then when he turns around to adjust his visor/flex his biceps you swap them and watch him enjoy (pro tip: time it with the breakdown for epicness)

    (never done this but I always think that a dj can never have too many tricks in his head)
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