Take those rhymes back to the factory
Absolutely no doubt in my mind - THAT is an April Fool.
(Not Cut Chemist, the article).
No doubt. Not even possible that is real...
Also - check the tags at the bottom of the article for a hint...
Guess I'll have to head over there for a dig right after picking up a copy of Aphex Twin's long overdue Selected Ambient Works Vol. 3
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