http://www.digitaldjtips.com/2011/12...stroom-peeing/
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Love the Alan Braxe story link at the bottom of that article. :D
I do have similar story although did not end badly or as embarrassing as that.
I use to DJ at a bar and grill in CA. One night I decided to come in really early and take advantage of a free dinner. Ordered a nice piece of steak, baked potato, salad, grilled veggies. Even had dessert. My set started at 9PM to 2AM. About midnight, I was feeling like I need to take a massive dump. By 1AM with one hour to go, my dinner is playing peek a boo on the other end. With one hour left to my set, I sat there trying not to move to much and mix with my butt cheeks tightly clinched. As soon as my set ended, I ran for the bathroom and probably spent 20min+ getting rid of fecal waste.
Lesson learned.
Now I make it a point to take a massive dump before a set and not to eat a heavy meal.
I got in a physical fight with three girls because they did not believe I was the DJ and therefore needed to cut in the bathroom line. Got scratched up pretty good but I'm glad I didn't elbow one of them in the face like I was about to do instinctively, cuz they ended up getting 86'ed from that bar.:cool:
Couldn't you have employed the "pee in a bottle" technique here. With a bit of careful aiming and a suitably wide bottle neck I reckon its viable ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ ATX
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