HAHAHAHAHAHA....shut the thread down, amazing reply
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What about letting Stevie Ajoki hit you in the face with a cake while you DJ... then the 2 of you make out and jack each other off.
holy shit, you guys are fucking hilarious xD i like the monitor on the chest thing though. That might actually work out. Would wearing lights gloves work? like learn how to glove a bit and scratch with them on?
Learn to spin with your feet, then never use your hands.
Lasers on your fingers
Multi surfaced mirrored glasses. Give the audience lasers and have them soot them towards your eyes. It will look like you are shooting lasers out of your eyes.
Or, don't sign up with a talent agency and sell yourself for a gimmik.