Originally Posted by
typeomega
so what you do is take one tune and let it play (but only the best part of the tune) then take another and right when the first ends press play on the second then take the first and spin the record backward as hard as you can while at the same time fading to the second. then just repeat.
be sure to keep all the levels in the red (the people dancing are not having a good time if its not).
be sure to spill beer on the decks at-least once a gig (its considered bad etiquette not to spill beer on other peoples dj gear).
make sure to play every tune ANYONE requests the and the drunker they are the faster you should play it, i would go so far as to say if the requester can hardly stand or talk immediately use the above mixxing technique to mix in there tune.
be sure to bring a air horn and a few dozen glow sticks (make sure to leave the glow sticks in there bags but pre crack them about 5 hours before giving any of them out.)
refer to all male patrons as "bro" and all female patrons as "bitch" "ho" or "slut".
ware a track suite and a backwards ballcap in disorientating bright neon colors.
o and one last thing, try not to feed the trolls ;)
