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11-26-2010, 01:28 AM
tekki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chilly

I'm so stuffed. I fried a turkey. I drank beer. I ate a lot. I dropped a deuce. Now I'm on a couch.

I love my life

Sounds great, though I'm on a boat! :p
11-26-2010, 01:29 AM
tekki

Quote:

Originally Posted by photojojo

You put it in hot oil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEVuMd5ZqC4

LoLz
11-26-2010, 01:30 AM
tekki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

WHAT !!!

Are you people for real !!!

What the fuck was that fireman demonstrating...
Frying a whole turkey???????? Are you out of your Star Spangled Minds.

You Roast a turkey, its not a fricking Onion Ring...

Anyone that needs to see that video to learn what NOT to do is probably a danger to the public and should be destroyed anyway:D

Frying's supposed to be faster with the same result. If I am correct.
11-26-2010, 01:30 AM
tekki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

Mmmmm mashed potato is soooo good.

We always have a huge volcano shaped pile of mash on a plate and fill the hole in the top with gravy...

Never had pumpkin pie or pumpkin anything to be honest. Looks bloody horrible.
Is it nice?

Does it ever erupt K?
11-26-2010, 06:13 AM
Archies'bald

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

WHAT !!!

Are you people for real !!!

What the fuck was that fireman demonstrating...
Frying a whole turkey???????? Are you out of your Star Spangled Minds.

You Roast a turkey, its not a fricking Onion Ring...

Any "respectable" person living north of Carlisle knows that you can fry anything in batter.

Anything.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2070780_deepfried-mars-bar.html
11-26-2010, 06:35 AM
sarasin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tekki

Does it ever erupt K?

Only if your banger is not cooked proper....then when you cut it...it bounces against the mash volcano....causing the gravy to leak out the top....kinda making it look like it erupting.....
11-26-2010, 08:19 AM
photojojo

They have fried beer, ice cream, Twinkies, Coke, peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwichs, Banana Split, Fritos Pie, and even butter at the state fair here.

Store bought pumpkin pie can be pretty bland but a good homemade pumpkin pie is fantastic.
11-26-2010, 10:21 AM
Chilly

Karlos (and others),

Yes, I deep fried my turkey.

I did not batter it. I brined it overnight and fried it in peanut oil. It is NOT the same as roasting. It takes less time (it took me about 23 minutes with a 12lb bird), and the color was fantastic. Also, because of th ebrine and the cooking method the meat (specially the white meat) was SO damn tender and juicy. It is the best white meat you'll ever have...it doesn't need gravy or anything.

Frying is rapidly catching on as a new fad in the States.
11-26-2010, 10:37 AM
Karlos Santos

No doubting that i bet it tastes fantastic but frying a turkey just seems so odd.

Its like boiling Pizza (as Bill Hicks would say).

Also, hasnt America always fried stuff... I though that was the cooking method of choice.

I dont think anyone deep fries anything but chips (fries) in UK these days apart from in Scotland were they deep fry their Chips in Crack hahaha Just kidding Archie !!!
11-26-2010, 11:00 AM
Fyoog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

apart from in Scotland were they deep fry their Chips in Crack hahaha Just kidding Archie !!!

What doesn't everyone fry their chips in crack? No wonder I was hallucinating violently the other night with a uncontrolable urge to eat chips!!!! :rolleyes:
11-26-2010, 11:43 AM
sarasin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chilly

Karlos (and others),

Yes, I deep fried my turkey.

I did not batter it. I brined it overnight and fried it in peanut oil. It is NOT the same as roasting. It takes less time (it took me about 23 minutes with a 12lb bird), and the color was fantastic. Also, because of th ebrine and the cooking method the meat (specially the white meat) was SO damn tender and juicy. It is the best white meat you'll ever have...it doesn't need gravy or anything.

Frying is rapidly catching on as a new fad in the States.

Like Oprah said......anything that's GOLDEN BROWN.....is bad for you!

:)

It actually sounds damn good Chilly!
11-26-2010, 02:14 PM
Wickedsight

Golden, like Ean Golden?
11-26-2010, 03:14 PM
Karlos Santos

@Wickedsight, just noticed your Sig. When did Space Monkey say that???

I think he wanted to scythe me down with his lawn mower... mentalist :-)
11-26-2010, 03:33 PM
tekki

It's all one big conspiracy I tell ya!
11-26-2010, 03:44 PM
JesC

i fried my turkey too, indoors in this beast of a maschine. It was great, 14 lb bird done in 55 min, took me longer to boil the dang mash-taters.

http://www.goodtidingsgraphics.com/w...lt_topdown.jpg
11-26-2010, 03:50 PM
Karlos Santos

The Turkey King of UK died today.

This guy made Turkey cheap and available to people in UK.

He never FRIED a turkey i bet.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11846490
11-26-2010, 04:11 PM
JesC

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

The Turkey King of UK died today.

This guy made Turkey cheap and available to people in UK.

He never FRIED a turkey i bet.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11846490

We'll keep our fried turkey...and you can keep Ali G

http://news.holidayhypermarket.co.uk...o_Oz_large.jpg
11-26-2010, 04:15 PM
Karlos Santos

Ali G is not funny.
However, Borat is hilarious.

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/borat_cannes_2.jpg
11-26-2010, 04:16 PM
photojojo

My wife used to have a suit like that
11-26-2010, 04:21 PM
Karlos Santos

Quote:

Originally Posted by photojojo

My wife used to have a suit like that

*blank expression*
11-26-2010, 04:27 PM
photojojo

It wasn't yellow, it was red white and blue what little of it there was. She didn't wear it very much, but it was nice when she did.
11-26-2010, 04:27 PM
loop

the whole topic drifted away from the iphone4, but that's a funny video (hope you don't know it ... edit: and I don't care)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
11-26-2010, 04:34 PM
Karlos Santos

Oh God im crying with laughter . that is so hilarious mate . seriously .

Great Post.
11-26-2010, 04:38 PM
tekki

Quote:

Originally Posted by photojojo

My wife used to have a suit like that

Damn P!
11-26-2010, 04:39 PM
Karlos Santos

Quote:

Originally Posted by photojojo

She didn't wear it very much, but it was nice when she did.

Hopefully not on the school run.
11-26-2010, 05:51 PM
Wickedsight

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

@Wickedsight, just noticed your Sig. When did Space Monkey say that???

I think he wanted to scythe me down with his lawn mower... mentalist :-)

http://www.djtechtools.com/forum/sho...84&postcount=7
It was in the original Hey Karlos thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by photojojo

It wasn't yellow, it was red white and blue what little of it there was. She didn't wear it very much, but it was nice when she did.

I have one, maybe I can get my girl to wear it :p
11-26-2010, 05:53 PM
tekki

Pics or it didn't happen WickedInsight! ;)
11-26-2010, 10:35 PM
b3nz0n8

Holy Crap

Quote:

Originally Posted by knaumov

the whole topic drifted away from the iphone4, but that's a funny video (hope you don't know it ... edit: and I don't care)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg

That is so so so freakin' funny. That had me on the floor...good stuff, good stuff!
11-27-2010, 03:45 AM
tekki

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fyoog

What doesn't everyone fry their chips in crack? No wonder I was hallucinating violently the other night with a uncontrolable urge to eat chips!!!! :rolleyes:

+1 For the re-read factor!
11-27-2010, 11:56 AM
Citizen_Insane

Wow, all that talk of deep fried turkey.... gonna make my stomach turn.

On another note: MOST EPIC FOOD TO DATE!!!!
79,046 calories and somewhere close to 7Kg of fat too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
11-27-2010, 03:24 PM
tekki

It's over 9000! :eek:

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