Seriously chat up lines can be funny but why do people use them?? :confused:
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Seriously chat up lines can be funny but why do people use them?? :confused:
Vyvyan:Quote:
This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
I have heard a few good ones.
1) Nice Shoes....wanna fuck?
2) How about we go out for Pizza and a Shag?
NO!
What?...you don't eat Pizza?
Shhhhaaaaaamme.
Oh laa dee daa, look what i found in my laundry bag all of felicity kendels underwear that needs a good wash,Quote:
Originally Posted by Jester.NZ
powder what do they mean powder! gun powder, curry powder, cocaine
Guaranteed not to work/get you arrested ..
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is ur dad a lumberjack? cuz u just gave me wood
hi. im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?
i have a dictionary in my pants. let’s say we go back to my place and put some words in your mouth.
Im like domino’s pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertillized?
will you help me find my lost puppy,,, it ran into that cheap hotel room across the street
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Want to play house? You can be the door and I’ll slam you.
Get in the van
Ha Ha, too funny!!:D
so classy it guaranteed to work
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sfQzIpvw2L...0/the+fonz.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsA8TF02s7I
they dont know how to close, but their ability to open is effin heroic
hahaha
HEY LADIES IMMA FIREFIGHER!
screw that
hey ladys, im a dj
works every time.
i just use the crappy lines to challenge myself