Ask Dr. Bento !

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Originally Posted by sarasin

I hope you guys DJ as well as you talk SHYTE!

:)

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Wait... we're supposed to actually DJ? I thought Traktor did that for me.

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Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct

Wait... we're supposed to actually DJ? I thought Traktor did that for me.

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who/what is DJ?

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Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct

Wait... we're supposed to actually DJ? I thought Traktor did that for me.

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Only if you use the SATANIC SYNC!

Sorry for ruining your helpful thread, Bento

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Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct

Sorry for ruining your helpful thread, Bento

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this. I'll start a ticket with NI support about the coffee.

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Originally Posted by fullenglishpint

I tried that but it came up with a popup saying unsupported media?.

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Like many things NI will lead you to believe that this feature will be coming to a free downloadable version of Traktor - instead it will take 3 years and 5 separate purchases new versions of Traktor before we have a buggy version of this feature.

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Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct

Have you tried pouring coffee grounds into the mic in?

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http://mozey.files.wordpress.com/200...ffeine_box.jpg

As the image shows only a certain types of mic ports will support this feature, im guessing about an 8" mic port should be able to do the job sufficiently and to a acceptable standard.

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Originally Posted by fullenglishpint

Does the Cup button make me coffee?

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Word is behind the scenes this was in the early beta versions of Traktor Pro but was removed when DJ's were being mistaken for bartenders.

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Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct

How do I beatgrid?

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Place in a higher position than grid in the next DMC

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Originally Posted by earl panda

Bento? Who is bento?

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The question is not "who is bento?"... it is what is bento

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Originally Posted by JonathanBlake

When did Ean retire?

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When he realized how much crap we dribble on the forums

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Originally Posted by m00n

So ever since i slept with this ptot i've had this rash, any chance you could take a look?:eek:

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:eek: stick your pee pee in the power socket - if life should persist... see your local executioner

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Originally Posted by DvlsAdvct

Wait... we're supposed to actually DJ? I thought Traktor did that for me.

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No itunes does that for you nowadays

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Originally Posted by padi_04

who/what is DJ?

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The guy who presses play on the itunes dj feature

Ok, so now that enough piss taking has occurred, I have a serious question for the Dr. ...
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Originally Posted by Citizen_Insane

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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No...
Wait...
Yes...
Wait...
I have no idea what your asking

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Originally Posted by sarasin

Only if you use the SATANIC SYNC!

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So I AM allowed to use SYNC?