very OT: i...

i fucked ur mom cuz she is hot

i need a cookie jar because i stink!

I killed a prostitute because I'm gay...

/fail

I stabbed a bowl of cereal, because that's what I'm (no ending?!)

I did way too many drugs and listened to dubstep because I'm from the us..hmm

I Shot a Jew because my friends told me to do it...

oh man :D

I took a crap on a puppet because that's what I'm :/

I hate a Drug Dealer because that's what I am.



....now I must go self medicate, excuse me.

Oh yes, if I'm not back in 5 minutes....just wait longer.

you have all taken my bait. i will now take note and post your birthdays


im joking. im too lazy to do that

and i took me 3 days to think of it...

I ran naked with santa claus because I stink!

lol