They'd already called my older brother Lethal Bizzle and they couldn't be arsed to sew new name labels into my hand-me-down PE kit. Fucking chancers.
That''s why I'm 'DJ Lethal Pizzle' now and not a rapper. Never got signed either, 'cos 'Pizzle Pizzle' hasn't got the same ring to it as 'Bizzle Bizzle'. That's why he's got a MOBO award, the twat, and I'm still working at Homebase.
