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how effective do you think my new pick up line will be?
"hey, girl, i heard you had DSL, and uh, i just wanted to know if i could connect"
expected responses
A) a good slap across the face
B) a good laugh from her
C) she has no idea what dsl stands for and i get away with it.
given the chance to explain myself
"look, im a starving dj/ artist. i havnt been able to pay my bills and i need to update my facebook"
and play it from there.
If I see a bright light on the horizon next weekend, I'll know she's gone nuclear.
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/ph...7/nuclear1.jpg
I will then proceed to my underground lair until the nuclear fallout has drifted, only then to emerge
.....and claim all the zombie bitches for myself. :D
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/....3d7c970c-500wi
No offense to all the DJTT Females, I realize there are more DJTT'rs that remain in the shadows here, than I realize.
You bathe?
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Originally Posted by xtianw
lol
90% of the times, option C
This always works for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6EDuA-GDE
How about, "hi"? That one always works for me.
I don't think I've ever gotten laid when that wasn't the first thing I said to a girl…or that she said to me. Wait, no…there was a "hey" once.
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Originally Posted by manchild
Oh my god....lol....that was your 10th post.
You are going to do very very well here at DJTT. Welcome to the Crew.....ha!! Can't stop laughing :D
i HAD to spam this all over facebookQuote:
Originally Posted by manchild
my guess is not too effective theory lol :p good luck with that.
well i think...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cextNxZ9KWE
oh. look. jesters avatar.... i wondered where that came from
thx man. I watch Harry every morning when I wake up.Quote:
Originally Posted by b3nz0n8
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Originally Posted by theory28
http://heddalettuce.com/wp-content/u...1/vaseline.jpg
Well the only important thing is How attractive are YOU?
enough to have a half decent chance of getting away with it
Library cards and showers... Damn, what a sweat thread has this become. :D
i just made bread with butter, cheese and sausages on it. threw it in the oven for a bit. it was really good
NOW this thread has it all. now wheres my dj?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gqSYMVnArk
there is a pizza place in sweden who serves a hamburger + fries inside a calzone, now that would make this thread golden
Seriously chat up lines can be funny but why do people use them?? :confused:
Vyvyan:Quote:
This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.
I have heard a few good ones.
1) Nice Shoes....wanna fuck?
2) How about we go out for Pizza and a Shag?
NO!
What?...you don't eat Pizza?
Shhhhaaaaaamme.
Oh laa dee daa, look what i found in my laundry bag all of felicity kendels underwear that needs a good wash,Quote:
Originally Posted by Jester.NZ
powder what do they mean powder! gun powder, curry powder, cocaine
Guaranteed not to work/get you arrested ..
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is ur dad a lumberjack? cuz u just gave me wood
hi. im an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore uranus.
if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances of getting head?
i have a dictionary in my pants. let’s say we go back to my place and put some words in your mouth.
Im like domino’s pizza, if I dont come in 30 minutes the next one is free.
How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertillized?
will you help me find my lost puppy,,, it ran into that cheap hotel room across the street
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Want to play house? You can be the door and I’ll slam you.
Get in the van
Ha Ha, too funny!!:D
so classy it guaranteed to work
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sfQzIpvw2L...0/the+fonz.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsA8TF02s7I
they dont know how to close, but their ability to open is effin heroic
hahaha
HEY LADIES IMMA FIREFIGHER!
screw that
hey ladys, im a dj
works every time.
i just use the crappy lines to challenge myself