DJ/Music jokes

Just thought this would be a fun thread. I've only got a couple but id love to hear some good ones.

E=MCHammer

(also)

E=Fb


Q: What do you call a dj whose forgotten to plug in his turntable?
A: David Guetta


My friend told me last year at band camp, he broke a G-string fingering A minor.


Q: Why don't djs play pool?
A: Because they'll always scratch


And lastly a couple of my favorite pics.


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...jsrko1_500.jpg


http://www.lolbrary.com/content/791/...said-17791.jpg


lame i kno but good for a laugh. please share any ones you kno!