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Instead of thanking the Academy, Shiva, and fine Dutch Breweries, lets just enjoy a Shag together, shall we. Ahh the wonders of nature..

http://www.natureart.co.nz/gallery/n...rt_nz_shag.jpg

well done! :D

Welcome the the 3,000 club bro...

Lets Party Like its erm... the year 3000 :D

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Originally Posted by Karlos Santos

Lets Party Like its erm... the year 3000 :D

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Can you imagine? DJ's will walk into a club and hook into the booth through their organically implanted connections in their brain and everything will be done through kinetic waves.

Vinyl will be illegal because it's environmentally dangerous, but Jester's great to the power 30 grandson will lead the vinyl revolution. He'll play in the apocalyptic wasteland to the north using genuine old electricity generated from the atomic waste so the collective can't shut him down.

The only DJ equipment to survive the war is the Technics 1200, but he'll also have a gold plated hybrid VCI-100/300/X1 controller assembled by Jester and cryogenically frozen just before the environmental war of 2030.

The government will send specially bred indestructible hounds of musical destruction after him in an attempt to squash the growing revolution of vinyl hipsters. For 1000 years no on one has been able to stop these HMD's, but Jester the 30th has discovered that the frequencies generated by a skribble scratch will disable the beasts.

After a long battle in which thousands of HMD's are destroyed the hipster revolution seizes the opportunity to kidnap the Prime Minister. After hearing the beauty of Jester's cue point juggling and scratching she declares it a lost national treasure and declares Jester a national hero.

Then the hipsters declare Jester the 30th a traitor to the revolution and as they skulk away one of them discovers a long lost dubstep remix in the atomic rubble......

Congrats on the 3000 mark. :D

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Originally Posted by photojojo

Can you imagine? DJ's will walk into a club and hook into the booth through their organically implanted connections in their brain and everything will be done through kinetic waves.

Vinyl will be illegal because it's environmentally dangerous, but Jester's great to the power 30 grandson will lead the vinyl revolution. He'll play in the apocalyptic wasteland to the north using genuine old electricity generated from the atomic waste so the collective can't shut him down.

The only DJ equipment to survive the war is the Technics 1200, but he'll also have a gold plated hybrid VCI-100/300/X1 controller assembled by Jester and cryogenically frozen just before the environmental war of 2030.

The government will send specially bred indestructible hounds of musical destruction after him in an attempt to squash the growing revolution of vinyl hipsters. For 1000 years no on one has been able to stop these HMD's, but Jester the 30th has discovered that the frequencies generated by a skribble scratch will disable the beasts.

After a long battle in which thousands of HMD's are destroyed the hipster revolution seizes the opportunity to kidnap the Prime Minister. After hearing the beauty of Jester's cue point juggling and scratching she declares it a lost national treasure and declares Jester a national hero.

Then the hipsters declare Jester the 30th a traitor to the revolution and as they skulk away one of them discovers a long lost dubstep remix in the atomic rubble......

Congrats on the 3000 mark. :D

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Riveting tale, chap!
But srsly, best prophecy for the future ever, great way to start the day lol.

Congrats on the 3k Jester!

Awesome. Cheers broz. BBL eating spinach & feta pizza :p

Karlos: Its a club? What happened to "All new members get high class vuvuzela wielding hookers and a complimentary colonic" ...

I think you read it wrong, "All new members get class wielding, high hookers and a complementary vuvuzela colonic"...

'Gratz on entry to the club. As for us mere mortals, we can aspire...

Phil.