Threre kind of dogging Ean on Serato.

[djproben]

using a turntable makes your dick somehow grow 10 inches longer, and your balls inflate to the size of grapefruits.

Umm is there a Traktor plugin or something to emulate this effect? It's, ummm, for a friend.

[Kh3MiC4L]

arrogance, in need of attention and scared to be replaced is everywhere in this world.

whers the love for the music, sharing the culture and work togerther for the same goal ??!!
(mostly why i like this place )

[Rokku]

arrogance, in need of attention and scared to be replaced is everywhere in this world.

whers the love for the music, sharing the culture and work togerther for the same goal ??!!
(mostly why i like this place )

That's what I'm saying...why can't there be more than 1 way of doing something well? I get it, some people love vinyl and think there is no way it can be replaced. Cool, I'm glad they have respect for that history and what not, but you can't say someone isn't a DJ just because they choose to use a controller instead of vinyl.

We're all using software, really their beef with Ean's jam was more over Traktor and it's "sync" function.

[BradCee]

read the first page of the link, got bored.

knobs, that is all

[mmauve]

Numark's V7 actually has a BPM sync function. Oh wait, they could argue that Itch isn't a real DJ tool either.

Well, I hope none of these guys plan on using The Bridge when it comes out, or Mixtape. I mean hey, those technically burp and wipe your ass too, as opposed to those who do it manually:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=294863jqq4w

[photojojo]

WTF?? That whole thread is mostly made up of six or seven "DJ's" dissing each other.

[Fyoog]

And Guess what ? it worked !!! and will keep on working forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever !!

and eventually when the universe has expanded to it furthest point billions of years from now, the human race long since gone having discovered all there was due to a turntable which ultimately was there downfall, all the matter in the universe will start to contract, worlds will smash into each other, solar systems will collide to form super gas clouds, stars will implode. The edge of the space time as we know it will bring in the edge of know reality down to one singular, 1210 shaped, super dense object which will then last for another eternity, until finally it mass will become slightly unstable and it will morph into a 1200 (lower number of techtrons you see?). The higher being that created everything will walk towards it, bright light surrounding it and it will utter "you know what? that guy on the serato forum WAS right!!"

Sorry its been a long day and I'm a bit drunk, Morgans spiced is goooooooood.

[jdog667jkt]

screw creationism and the theory of evolution
all higher beings doth descended from turntables.

[ctrld]

all higher beings doth descended from turntables.

shit, I "descended" from analog tapes and chiptunes. what does that make me?

[mmauve]

WTF?? That whole thread is mostly made up of six or seven "DJ's" dissing each other.

And this whole thread is made up of an entire message board laughing at it.