{OT} i come up with the stupidest things in the shower

**theory28** · 01-12-2011, 01:05 AM

how effective do you think my new pick up line will be?

"hey, girl, i heard you had DSL, and uh, i just wanted to know if i could connect"

expected responses
A) a good slap across the face

B) a good laugh from her

C) she has no idea what dsl stands for and i get away with it.

given the chance to explain myself

"look, im a starving dj/ artist. i havnt been able to pay my bills and i need to update my facebook"

and play it from there.

**b3nz0n8** · 01-12-2011, 01:24 AM

If I see a bright light on the horizon next weekend, I'll know she's gone nuclear.

I will then proceed to my underground lair until the nuclear fallout has drifted, only then to emerge
.....and claim all the zombie bitches for myself.

No offense to all the DJTT Females, I realize there are more DJTT'rs that remain in the shadows here, than I realize.

**xtianw** · 01-12-2011, 01:25 AM

You bathe?

**b3nz0n8** · 01-12-2011, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by xtianw

You bathe?

lol

**padi_04** · 01-12-2011, 01:32 AM

90% of the times, option C

**manchild** · 01-12-2011, 01:33 AM

This always works for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6EDuA-GDE

**mostapha** · 01-12-2011, 01:49 AM

How about, "hi"? That one always works for me.

I don't think I've ever gotten laid when that wasn't the first thing I said to a girl…or that she said to me. Wait, no…there was a "hey" once.