"That's What She Said"

[mpetersen3]

kangaroos hop around in my backyard
have a couple pet koala's
i wrestle crocadiles
clothes are the colour karki
wear thongs
drink fosters
cook my shrimp on the bbq
a dingo stole my baby
live in woop-woop
smoke winfield blue
call my toilet a thunderbox
closest neighbour is a 12km down the red dirt road
like vegimite on my toast


and finally.... i dont have a qlue what your going on about.

Thank you for perpetuating every Aussie stereotype, and almost making me burst out laughing and lose my job, at which point I will be flying to Perth to join you in sipping fosters in the shade, and teaching kangaroos to beatmatch manually (right after I finish learning to do so myself).
Cheers mate!

[tekki]

that's what she said!

[Karlos Santos]

Hey matey, let's chuck another prawn on the barbie...

Hey matey , wanna f*ck the worlds economy up ! :eek:

[Chilly]

Hey matey , wanna f*ck the worlds economy up ! :eek:

The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming!

[mpetersen3]

The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming!

Thats what she said!

[Karlos Santos]

The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming!

What ? This lot.



OR
This lot.

[mpetersen3]

You Brits are a strange lot, also what is the most popular beer in Australia, is it Newcastle?

[tekki]

The red coats are coming, the red coats are coming!

Surely you weren't thinking of this:

[Karlos Santos]

You Brits are a strange lot, also what is the most popular beer in Australia, is it Newcastle?

Just a gosh darn minute mpetersen we Brits and not strange . We are ECCENTRIC .



I SAY !!!


btw Australian beer is like p*ss.

[Lambox]

Just a gosh darn minute mpetersen we Brits and not strange . We are ECCENTRIC .

Oh you British and your terrible, terrible teeth.