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    When your girlfriends yells at you that you can't host a party if you then in return have nothing to eat for a few days and she asks how that will gonna work out once you live with her together and you just say:

    "I don't see that coming yet."

    Boy....she is so angry with me now >.>
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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post

    "I don't see that coming yet."

    Boy....she is so angry with me now >.>
    Probably not what I would have said, but funny none the less. :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by photojojo View Post
    Probably not what I would have said, but funny none the less. :eek:
    What would have you said?
    Its still not too late for some (as Shiftee put it) "damage-control"

    Sorry to got off-topic, but this is an important matter <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post
    What would have you said?
    Its still not too late for some (as Shiftee put it) "damage-control"

    Sorry to got off-topic, but this is an important matter <3
    You know your a Dj when you come to a DJ forum for critical relationship advise.

    I would've said I've learned my lesson with this mistake and it'll never happen like this again. Then apologize for ignoring her and promise here something nice as soon as you rebound from this mess. Then talk about living together.

    Now for damage control.

    I'm sorry, I love you.
    I'm sorry, I love you.
    I'm sorry, I love you.

    Then apologize again and tell just like any typical male your head was up your arse. If you've never talked about living together tell her you were a little surprised by her saying it and it was kind of a knee jerk reaction probably brought on by the stress of putting on the party. You realize now that you were wrong to say it because you lover her and can't imagine living with any one else. Your glad you have her to help you grow up and you realize that's what you need to do. Then talk about living together.

    If you've talked about living together before bring up the positive moments of those discussions. Tell her you can't imagine living with anyone else and you love here more than anything in the world. Then talk about living together.

    The talk about living together after each scenario is to serve as a smoke screen and try and make her forget that she's pissed at you and bring positive thoughts into her mind.

    Might work, might not.
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    In my experience there is only one thing that a DJ can do to make his girlfriend forgive him for doing what DJs do:

    BUY HER SHOES

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    LOL!

    SNAP!

    I was gonna suggest buying her something too!

    They will protest....that they are not materialistic....but once they smell that new shoe smell....you will see that sparkle in her eye!

    BUT.....you spended all your moneys!

    mmmm.....best MAKE her something then.....and I don't mean a mixtape!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karlos Santos View Post
    In my experience there is only one thing that a DJ can do to make his girlfriend forgive him for doing what DJs do:

    BUY HER SHOES
    This also has other perks when you Are making up!!
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    Lol my g/f would freak if i made her a mixtape... Gotta be shoes... maybe a bag.

    I get a new "black box with lights" on it ... she gets shoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by photojojo View Post
    You know your a Dj when you come to a DJ forum for critical relationship advise.

    I would've said I've learned my lesson with this mistake and it'll never happen like this again. Then apologize for ignoring her and promise here something nice as soon as you rebound from this mess. Then talk about living together.

    Now for damage control.

    I'm sorry, I love you.
    I'm sorry, I love you.
    I'm sorry, I love you.

    Then apologize again and tell just like any typical male your head was up your arse. If you've never talked about living together tell her you were a little surprised by her saying it and it was kind of a knee jerk reaction probably brought on by the stress of putting on the party. You realize now that you were wrong to say it because you lover her and can't imagine living with any one else. Your glad you have her to help you grow up and you realize that's what you need to do. Then talk about living together.

    If you've talked about living together before bring up the positive moments of those discussions. Tell her you can't imagine living with anyone else and you love here more than anything in the world. Then talk about living together.

    The talk about living together after each scenario is to serve as a smoke screen and try and make her forget that she's pissed at you and bring positive thoughts into her mind.

    Might work, might not.
    I'd prefer being honest and saying that I love what I do (DJ and blah) and I also love her. If she makes me decide between any of those two things it won't be a difficult decision since my other love (DJing and stuff) never asked to leave her.

    No money for shoes.

    Making her something actually sounds good. I made two songs for her which she loved.

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    So thats what our heaven means to them?
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