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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo Ill View Post
    For hitting buttons it *KINDA* makes sense. It minimises the chances of accidental double hits.

    FOR BUTTONS - I GUESS it's okay.

    But, if you're gonna do it - try not to look like a dick.

    All that filter twisting using your whole body is a no-no. EVERYONE that (over)does that looks like a plonker.

    EVERYONE.

    You're gonna get answers about expression/musicality/connection/personality. That's all BS. EVERYONE that (over)does it looks like a plonker.
    ask yourself this though;

    is it in time with the beat

    is it more dramatic during a build up or on a big drop

    answer yes to either of them, you're still a plonker

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VD9ZFeNXg

    I, uh... I mean, I. Ummm....

    Hmmm...

    I don't know what to say about that.

    Don't do drugs, kids.

    Quote Originally Posted by BradCee
    ask yourself this though;

    is it in time with the beat

    is it more dramatic during a build up or on a big drop

    answer yes to either of them, you're still a plonker
    Oh - how I laughed!
    Last edited by Buffalo Ill; 05-02-2011 at 10:51 AM.

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    Double? Dream? Hands?

    WTF???

    DOUBLE? THUMBS? TO? SELF?

    WTF??????

    This bloke is definitely, either:

    a) A peodophile
    b) Leader of a cult
    c) A Catholic Priest

    Either way - he frightens the life out of me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo Ill View Post
    Double? Dream? Hands?

    WTF???

    DOUBLE? THUMBS? TO? SELF?

    WTF??????

    This bloke is definitely, either:

    a) A peodophile
    b) Leader of a cult
    c) A Catholic Priest

    Either way - he frightens the life out of me.
    dude, i've just noticed you're in bristol - explains the use of plonker and why i was a bit confused

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    Slight movement when on the EQs but a full body twist when on the filters. Even though I know I look like a plonker I cant stop myself.
    I've found the best thing to do is keep away from the filters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrSteve81
    Slight movement when on the EQs but a full body twist when on the filters. Even though I know I look like a plonker I cant stop myself.
    I've found the best thing to do is keep away from the filters.
    I've found the best thing to do is AVOID looking like a plonker at all costs.

    AT ALL COSTS.

    It's true in life, and it's especially true when a bunch of gurners are directing their focus straight at you.

    (Sorry man - it's for your own good).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalo Ill View Post
    I've found the best thing to do is AVOID looking like a plonker at all costs.

    AT ALL COSTS.
    looks like a couple of people weren't listening. beware, I nearly pissed myself when I saw this.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZKmUf1Cyp4

    on a related note, a message to anyone who has ever played this song without it being 100% tongue in cheek. If I find you, I may not be able to give you the banhammer, but I'm calling anonymous and launching a DOS attack on yo ass.

    No joke.
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    This thread has not given any acclaim to the psytrance DJ in the vid...


    WHO HAS NO ARMS.


    And DJs with his feet.





    Shit is epic.
    I'm addicted to WoW.


    Please do not bother me about being a productive member of society.

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