New Traktor? New NI Controller?

[Glen]

how your hair looks nice, i need a haircut also.... hmm....

[Okänd]

I recently got a haircut. I had like 65 centimetres of hair. Asked my mother to bring out the household scissors and just cut it all off, trimmed it with an actual shaver afterwards though.

I then sold it all to a woman who makes jewellery out of hair for 600 kronor.


I tease people taking about going to a barber/hair stylist and paying to rid themselves of their hair now.




Anyway, I hope there's some truth to this August 11th reveal. NI is in Berlin which is the same timezone as Sweden so maybe there will be something this afternoon when I wake up again.

Good night.

[rdej47]

I'm wondering how are those of us with only 2 channel mixers going to be able to use the sampler? Since I asked how can I even use decks C/D with a 2 channel mixer?

[photojojo]

So NI is ahead of me by like several hours. Maybe I'll wake up to good news?

[JesC]

i usually get their email blast after midnight PST or 4 am

[djproben]

'just took a dump, gonna get a haircut and some toilet papr tomoro

If you just took a dump you might want to re-evaluate your priorities and get the toilet paper prior to the haircut.

[DJ Nada]

Wait, how did we come up with August 12? There was a subliminal message in the DJ's haircut in the promo video? I also have a weird urge to buy toilet paper, in addition to sending NI all of my money. Should I wait until version 2 of this subliminal message when they correct the toilet paper bug? Should I stay up another hour to see if something happens to my hair?

[dafe]

yes, to all of the above.

[GPS]

If you just took a dump you might want to re-evaluate your priorities and get the toilet paper prior to the haircut.

Actually he is spot on.

Wiping ur ass with our own hair has been scientifically proven to reduce the chance of trainwrecking sets.

Ask your doctor about hair-wiping today!



Gianmarco

[Ashigari]

obv that has to be true as no girls will bother you (or any human beings for that matter) so you can concentrate on your set. Note that the effects only lasts for a few hours after the wiping or untill you shower a few times!