i killed an egg because i hate my life...
sometimes...sometimes...
i killed an egg because i hate my life...
sometimes...sometimes...
Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes
Not need, just feed the war cannibal animal
I hate a vacuum cleaner because I hate my life.
...Sure.
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I need a condom because I hate my life
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I hate a cookie jar because I was horny.... ok...
not a funny one, but an unique for sure ....
"I killed a Jew because i'm a racist"
damn, there can't be a worse combo ... hope you can see it for the ironic part ...
no harm guys, I'm from Bulgaria and in fact my family did save Jews. Funny why the matrix decided to put me in this situation...
Uh, check mine out...
I pissed on a porn star because I'm gay
I mean, maybe I did it, but the reason is wrong! xD
I took a crap on a prositute because i'm sexy
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