you know youre a DJ when....

[Micah]

...you scratch tortillas while they're heating in the pan.

(Guilty.)

[Nicadraus]

...when you're baby scratching on your skin whenever you feel itchy.

[Cybertrash]

When you think of the knobs on the stove as "Food EQ"

[koffa]

When you think of the knobs on the stove as "Food EQ"

This happened me one morning when I was tired at hell... Though they were two full range filters and two master knobs. Couldn't figure out what the symbols that tell you which of the plates the knobs turn on was trying to tell me though... :P

[3heads]

This happened me one morning when I was tired at hell... Though they were two full range filters and two master knobs. Couldn't figure out what the symbols that tell you which of the plates the knobs turn on was trying to tell me though... :P

"Tired as hell", is that what it's called today?

[Sherlock Ohms]

When your wife is in a room full of expetant mothers and is hooked up to a fetal heart monitor, and it's really bugging you that none of the heartbeats are in time
.
(I did get caught, when she worked out I was trying to beatmatch all the babies heartbeats in my head ...)

[Ed Paris]

This happened me one morning when I was tired at hell... Though they were two full range filters and two master knobs. Couldn't figure out what the symbols that tell you which of the plates the knobs turn on was trying to tell me though... :P

as long as you don´t go into the reds and leave it like that all night you should be safe, otherwise i´d say you´re pretty soon have a burn out syndrome and maybe quit djing

[sarasin]

as long as you don´t go into the reds and leave it like that all night you should be safe, otherwise i´d say you´re pretty soon have a burn out syndrome and maybe quit djing

or burn your mixing finga!

[Luconia]

When your wife is in a room full of expetant mothers and is hooked up to a fetal heart monitor, and it's really bugging you that none of the heartbeats are in time
.
(I did get caught, when she worked out I was trying to beatmatch all the babies heartbeats in my head ...)

LOL

I feel excited when i see numbers like 145, 140, 138, 135, 130, 128 anywhere apart from the bpm counter

[sparkbro]

When you get satisfaction / entertainment from drunk bitches requesting Katy perry at house parties, so you decide to start mixing it in, and get angry at them when you have almost fully mixed it in and they are still whining for you to play the song until the vocals come in.