I'm calling you out Smittten with three t's

[JonathanBlake]

I like the idea of crews. Given that official rules state all crews must roll 12 deep, my first pick is Jester.You're up Cynthia...

Cynthia is on sabbatical.

[photojojo]

The man from Johannesburg steps up to spit some words.
Self personified by the center justified he spreads his wings to fly and suddenly Smittten cries,
I need help, I need help!!
Crews is how I roll, backup to lessen the toll of the damage inflicted by the anti-troll.
So sit back and enjoy the show
cause don't ya know jojo's here to spread some cheer and wipe up the tears caused by the fear that all you hold dear will soon disappear.
Don't worry though, like I said its just a show.
We can all stand tall, no one drops the ball.
Ooops, phone's ringing, gotta take a call so for now that's all, but don't worry I'll be back Y'AAALL.

[JonathanBlake]

The man from Johannesburg steps up to spit some words
but don't worry I'll be back Y'AAALL.

Can't wait.

[keithace]

i can't get over the twang...

[JonathanBlake]

i can't get over the twang...

All we need now is a coupla banjos' and we gonna have us one helluva line dancing partE.

[padi_04]

[keithace]

All we need now is a coupla banjos' and we gonna have us one helluva line dancing partE.

I'll get my jug and washboard...

[photojojo]

HERE YE, HERE YE
Padi declares popcorn for thee
J Blake says there's going to be a dance partE
but one thing's missin'
Smittten
where you be? you started this mess by taking a jab at me
There's no need to flee or climb up a tree
Although I can understand the need to be worried about catastrophe
Here's a tip
When they ask about your shaky knees
tell'em it's an infectious disease, not related to your fear of me
and for those keeping track the score's now one to three.

So if the shock and awe has caused you to drop your jaw
if it's been been to much for you, and you're left with nothing to do
I'll leave you with this simple haiku

This game has been fun
It appears that you are done
Photojojo one

Wait, wait, wait I've got another one

The Texan has won
Smittten steak grilled up well done
No need to cry son

Okay, okay one more

I've been left with doubt
The quality of your clout
Questions raised about

[smiTTTen]

alright, alright......


What's that noise?
is it something in ceiling?
Trapped up in the rafters?
holloring and squealing?

Nope, it's Chris
playing to the home crowd
Putting SmiTTTen in his place
As he's violating SoundCloud.

I'll give you extra points
For turning text to speech
But our ears are f&cking bleeding
from that southern detuned screech.

I admit it I was wrong
to bring up your cross-dressing
but those knickers and the strap-ons
Didn't come with Padi's blessing.

And I'd really to like to tell you
That you're sounding like Eminem
but the content of lyrics
is as weak as how your telling them.

[Citizen_Insane]

Beware - you will be centered.

photojojo, smittten: you're both awesome.