Sorry, couldn't help but noticed that was your 1,337th post :P
Sorry, couldn't help but noticed that was your 1,337th post :P
I go to Webster hall for all sorts of concert. I usually pre-game it up before going. I take a wizz in from of the club, barf on the side walk and break wind while being patted down. I seem to get in with no problems....oh but then again I am a big black guy and there little white bouncers working the door LMAO!
Seriouly though...
XONEACULAR...LMAO Sorry man but I gotta say you got some serious Karma following you around! You need to do something to change what ever energy your giving off.
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^i bet buddy probably just needs to turn his frown upside down. #1 rule in the party scene for party-goers, promoters, and performers/djs alike - it's all about the attitude.
greet everyone with a friendly smile and a joke and you'll do great.
walk around all screw-faced like the world owes ya something for showin up, and the world will look the other way when you want it to give you a chance (or do you a favour)! i had to learn that one the hard way, then one day somebody was nice enough to tell me and that changed my game forever.
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Just to change the beat up a lil
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzOyMcYLtd8
I HATE Webster Hall and it really is a shame they get such good acts, or else I could totally avoid it. The door policy is a joke and the way the oversell their "club/concert" tickets is appalling.
You get venues and bouncers like that everywhere. The way i see it is that quite a large proportion of bouncers are failed soldiers/security personel and take out all their ensecurities on helpless club goers.
I've had alot of shit from bouncers and so have every one of my friends. Not usually violent just completely random "no you're too drunk" remarks. It happened to me a couple of weeks ago where a bouncer was claiming i was too drunk. I just smiled politely and said it was up to him if he wanted to let me in. This seemed to work because he let me in anyway :P
It's pretty sad really. I just think in the end i'll be the one with a degree and i'll be earning way more than them and then who'll be laughing HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. Passive nerd attitude right there lol.
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Because you didn't tell us the race of the other two bouncers who sat on you. After all, you did say that you want us to "picture the situation". I feel robbed already.
I seriously doubt that you would have said "he was a big white bouncer and I'm just a small white guy" in a different situation so please do pardon me if your reasoning sounds a bit suspect.
Anyway, I agree with the others - put on a Mr. Rogers front at least until you get through the door. At least that way you'll get to enjoy a bit of what you paid for prior to the big black bouncer asking you to leave.
I'd have to imagine that $20 under the table to let bygones be bygones might carry a bit more weight in the current economic climate too - worth a shot.
Last edited by empolo; 11-28-2009 at 06:00 PM.
I'm trying to imagine this bouncer on a forum for bouncers, whining about how a little guy smacked him in the mouth...
I don't think it will happen.
He probably had a laugh about it 5 minutes after you left/were made to leave/ran away and hasn't goven it a second thought.
Remember on the A-Team when B.A got punched, and just twitched his mouth a little, then looked at the guy that punched him?
Same thing.
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