Find a DJ alias for my GF.

[theory28]

And as Usher would say OOOOOHHHHHHHHMYYYYYYYYYYY GOSH

im just going to wait for someone on facebook to say omg haha this made my night

[SirReal]

Aight,

For the "porn" route. Connie Lingus.

Or
Fabienne-(Pulp Fiction) " Blueberry pancakes with maple syrup"

[LanceBlaise]

real name.

oh, and what ever you do, please do not put "DJ" in front of her name... its given that she's DJing when she is on a flyer and she walks into the club with gear in hand... she's not there to sell cologne and gum in the bathroom/toilet(for you UK'ers)...

[BradCee]

sell cologne and gum in the bathroom/toilet(for you UK'ers)...

those guys annoy me, looking at you with sheer desperation in their eyes hoping you buy something. just let me piss in peace!!

back on topic, is spelled teresa normally? is that an english translation? had pics fail to load first time round and saw a different spelling in the url?

[tekki]

How about Theresa Thrust?

Or Teresa Trust/Thrust.

[Jester]

Jester ... Best Avatar Eva ^^^^^

I do try within the draconian 19.5 kb limits imposed on us

[Kupujte_Pytle]

@ Lance: Real name is Tereza Backorova (Tereza Bačkorová)

@ Space Monkey: wut? i dont get it, what "mouth" ??? something i wrote?

@ DJ jarret: thx, she's real beauty. Nope she didn't come up with anything yet, and i am reminding her for at leas a month, this thread should be the solution

@ Tauket2: hmm Tessa is actualy nice, she shoould like that one.

@ Duerr: nope, theresa is mine, i am not going to share her with Ean

@ MaXone: well i think ppl around here would be more likely aroused by a shiny new controler rather than spicy hot woman har har.

@ SirReal: Connie Lingus.. wow... that's maybe too much .. but still good.

@ Lance: yeah i told her already, that it's going to be a name without DJ infront of it. no matter what she thinks

[lethal_pizzle]

real name.

oh, and what ever you do, please do not put "DJ" in front of her name... its given that she's DJing when she is on a flyer and she walks into the club with gear in hand... she's not there to sell cologne and gum in the bathroom/toilet(for you UK'ers)...

They aren't there to sell you cologne and gum. The transaction is more complicated than that:

We call them "toilet muggers". You feel compelled to give them a pound simply because they assist you with comething you could easily do yourself (ie. wash your hands). You then have to take something in return so you don't feel pitifully worthless as a result of this gross invasion of privacy. So generally speaking, you take a "Chupa Chup".

This is a tax on pissing, and particularly the weak bladdered. The more you piss, the more you pay.

Of course, their real purpose is to stop naughty things happening in the bathrooms. As such, they must first be bribed in order to do those naughty things. And if you are short of naughty things to do in the bathroom, they are generally the second people to ask for naughty things, right after the bouncers.

They only say certain things like "freshen up for the punani!" in a sing-song voice, which they learn off other "toilet muggers", probably at a convention or something.

But let us stop and pity them awhile. Most of them are foreign to the UK, a lot of them have degrees, and we force them to work ilegally in a flippin' toilet, singing "freshen up for the Punaaaani?!" to loads of piss-taking, pissed up English wankers. It is a sad story.

P.S +1 to not having DJ in front of your real name. Or any DJ name in fact.

[Karlos Santos]

"freshen up for the Punaaaani?!"

Also known as "Bog Trolls" they sing..

"No Spray , No Lay"

"No Splash , No Gash"

This is a pic i took of one that fell asleep in the toilet of a venue i was playing at.
5 minutes after this pic was taken virtually all his aftershaves/colognes and all his Chupa-Chups had been stolen.

Note, if you will:
A. The perfectly placed hand roll for comedy value.
B. There is only one coin (possibly a 50pence coin) in his collection dish.
Thus making this a very very sad scene indeed.
Asleep, penniless and robbed of the means to make any money.
The orange bag on the side will have looked far happier than he ever will.

[theory28]

thats cold man...