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    * No battery; tablet is powered by an arc reactor (design: Tony Stark)
    * Antimicrobial gel secreted from home button
    * Touchscreen is actually on the back of the tablet; included mirror allows for easy operation (hot pants device)
    * Touchscreen touches you back
    * Motherboard actually contains a piece of the All-Spark
    * Tabletís edge is keen enough to cut between worlds
    * Free Slap Chop with every Tablet purchase (limited time offer)
    * Revolutionary real-time Wozifying of adult content means your porn will be 100% more grizzly
    * Tablet is in fact two tablets (anti-tablet not guaranteed tangible)
    * OS is a heavily modified, touch-enabled version of NeXTSTEP
    * Tablet is afraid it canít let you do that, Dave
    * For media playback, users will have a choice between: iTunes,
    * Tablet is so abhorrent to nature that the universe is sending bugs and build problems back in time to prevent its ever being released.
    * Tablet is actually just an iPhone from World 4 of SMB3
    * Tablet is about to die. Needs food badly
    * Tablet sparkles when exposed to sunlight (but doesnít like it)
    * Tablets are the true source of the Spice
    * Tablet is the Kwisatz Haderach (unconfirmed)

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    Awesome I knew unicorns were involved in the MacTablet production

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    Lol gave me a giggle mate, especially the Dune references
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