Originally Posted by
Whitey
Dear Brad,
I was really interested to hear of your cat, Nomz, trump behaviour on Wensleydale cheese which got me thinking about the possibility of trying out a little experiment with your furry friend.
Wensleydale, sure is a nice cheese, but not necessarily a strong potent kind.
I was wondering what would be the resulting cat flat-ulation on something like a well aged Stilton?
I have therefore devised a little experiment as I am both a Feline, cheese board and pumping expert.
You could start Nomz off with Dairylea, Philadelphia, passing through the Cheddars, Red Leicesters of this world, then taking a few Austrian Smoked varieties, include some runny Bries, Camemberts before raising the bar to the more smelly Stiltons and Pamesans.
After each dairy infusion I would request that you monitor Nomz's 'backdoor breezes' in terms of stenchability, number of windows that need opening and in fact if they effect the way he walks in any way. Any 'follow-throughs' will be deemed as null and void for this experiment.
Please report your findings in a scientific way and I will start crunching the numbers.
Many thanks.
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