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    ok this is from a store here in israel really relieable

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    "Exclusive! - New to NI Konatroller
    Quilombo received special permission to publish here the first time the new Ahkonatroller Native Instruments. Meet KONTROL Z1!.
    It's not just Konatroller this a real revolution, for the first out of an independent device already contains bronze - built-in disk and volume of 500Gb has been loaded into a traktor! The device functions like a computer for everything and it comes with a huge screen size of "6.3.
    Please note that we are the world's first post, you're the first to know.


    We do not have complete data yet on KONTROL Z1 and the pictures we are Raushneut Recent sketches of the device.
    From what is known so far, the device comes with a processor Intel Core i7 of 8Gb of built in memory, inside storage space is not less than six terabytes - B! So that your pool can easily access this device.
    Screen size of "6.3 is a touch screen and can be assisted through various parts of the song, Navigate button will take you to browse your Playlists in fact, everything you need for your set, was already inside.

    We hope soon to publish details on this amazing device probably will change the face of the field to win ...."
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    I would be surprised NI putting out a single channel controller. As if we want to carry 4 of these.

    But it is a good artist impression of an NI design.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icelyo View Post
    the device comes with a processor Intel Core i7 of 8Gb of built in memory, inside storage space is not less than six terabytes
    lmao. good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icelyo View Post
    really relieable
    might wanna rethink that, for a couple reasons:

    1. why would NI give this as an exclusive preview to an israeli store, and not a huge international seller?

    2. doesn't look as "clean" as the usual NI images. though done well, it's obvious that it's not official (compare it with other NI digital renders of their products)
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    yea lols
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    It's hardly convincing to be qualified as an April Fools joke lmao.

    The knob above the SL-1200 pitch slider is really poorly cropped

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    Isnt Photoshop a lot of fun.


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    the sync button isn't big enough

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    lol, <3 april fools

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