Everybody can relax...

**Lambox** · 07-07-2010, 10:58 PM

"Tiesto issued a statement saying that he cannot confirm nor deny rumors that he died in a car accident, but we can confirm that anyone that knows anything about music doesn't care anyway. We've also confirmed that Tiesto shit his own pants eight times in the time in took us to write this article."

**Jester** · 07-08-2010, 03:16 AM

Curses, foiled again.

**Fyoog** · 07-08-2010, 07:45 AM

It take it that brake lines are quite hard to cut in Merc's Jester?

I can just imagine his morning schedule:

8.00am - Wake up
8.05am - Shower + Get dressed
8.44am As walk passed the mirror see's 41 year old tired face staring back, soul having left years before, don't really care about bloody trance anymore WHY WON'T THE VOICES STOP!!!
8.44am 30 secs - Just remembered my bank balance *whistles happy tune while walking to breakfast*
8.45am - Breakfast
9.15am - Call from the concierge of the hotel I'm to say the car to the airport is here
9.16am - Quick tweet to say I'm not dead (physically anyway)
10.30am - Fly off to some massively overpaid gig

**sj03w4t** · 07-08-2010, 09:59 AM

You forgot this:

23:30pm - Middle of a set and I fail (...again)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZnxT58aXkc

**Lambox** · 07-08-2010, 04:47 PM

^^^ I fail in middle of set yet crowd of cloudy-minded teenyboppers fail to notice the music has stopped.

**sj03w4t** · 07-08-2010, 06:23 PM

lol alcohol anaesthetizes

**Karlos Santos** · 07-08-2010, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by sj03w4t

lol alcohol anaesthetizes

Not enough alcohol in the WORLD to anaesthetise a Tiesto set dude.

No bottle big enough, no moonshine strong enough.

**manus** · 07-08-2010, 06:46 PM

this rumour was being spread about 4 years ago as well. I always wonder who sits in there room and makes up this complete shit thats gets so far across the world lol