you know youre a DJ when....

[Karlos Santos]

When you spend a LOT of time on this forum...

[theory28]

When you give people a lecture for using the word "techno".

yeah, i think everyone has their own way of going about this

whats yours?

[Lambox]

When you spend a LOT of time on this forum...

Or when you check this forum before you check your email/facebook/etc.

[JesC]

When you spend a LOT of time on this forum...

i live here...since 2008...i think.

when you at the table and mimic the kick drum from blue monday over and over and over again and the kids jump in and start adding the claps and hi hats.

[photojojo]

When you spend a LOT of time on this forum...

Or when you check this forum before you check your email/facebook/etc.

Or when your email dings you don't even open it, instead you just go straight here and click new posts.

[eastcoastams]

When every party you go to, you have the overwhelming desire to take control of the music but have to bite your tongue and deal with the fact that the music sucks...We obviously have better taste in music than everyone else

[MaxPower]

when you buy guitar hero to use it for eans routine without owning a xbox360 or a ps3!

when you own 7 remixes of a tune but not the original (couse it sux and was made better by guys on soundcloud)

when you dont want to "juggle" your girlfriend after some beer BUT your vci100

when you only flush the toilet when it seems to fit the mood of the track playing on your set you are listening to

[Fatlimey]

You can name six different kinds of Techno and three types of Electro.

You instinctively listen for the outro mix point on every piece of music you hear, including pop and rock tracks, mentally inserting a beat to hear how you can keep the energy level. (Did that with Train this morning)

You hear usable loops in the soundtracks of adverts.

Driving over a railroad crossing gives you an idea for a breakbeat.

[TommyQuiet]

when u go to a house party and wish you brought your dj gear as a "pauly d" is on the decks

[midifidler]

When you give people a lecture for using the word "techno". "

This!