Humour: Things NOT to say while at a gig.

[Cook]

Love DVL's link

[steveboyett]

My favorite exchange ever:
"Hey, play some Michael Jackson."
"This *is* Michael Jackson."
"This is *gay* Michael Jackson."
"Oh, I'm sorry. It's also *black* Michael Jackson. Is that not okay either?"

And my favorite comment ever aftera night of house & prog house:
"Hey, it's really hard to drink cabernet to this music."

[Kage]

:eek:

Oh god LOL!

[Damien1138]

Wow that link is awesome. Got a request for disco from a bitchy chick at a drum n bass night the other day. Kinda went like this-

Girl: Can you play some disco?
Me: Sorry sweetie, I don't have any disco.
Girl: Well how do you expect me to dance?
Me: There's a pole right there.

[RobDeLarge]

A few years ago at a downtown Orlando club we'll not identify by name, a certain DJ actually got on the mic to address his half-full dance floor at around midnight or so with this absolute classic call to action:

"Dance, you faggots."

I'd like to have seen a thought bubble over him for that one.

A couple of friends of mine once witnessed a Toronto DJ threatening the crowd with a 4-bar loop from Toxic (yes, the Britney hit) to dance or "THIS LOOP WON'T STOP".

Classic.

Haha fuckin' big time haaaa!
Made me and still makes me laugh!

Can here that 4 loop, "dut ut dudururduru iiiiieyyy ieeeeyyy"

[Str8upDrew]

Girl: Can you play some disco?
Me: Sorry sweetie, I don't have any disco.
Girl: Well how do you expect me to dance?
Me: There's a pole right there.

Grapefruits man... It take balls the size of grapefruits to say that one.

[RobDeLarge]

Check this one out

Hahahaha! straight into bookmarks...

[Damien1138]

Grapefruits man... It take balls the size of grapefruits to say that one.

na, just a few triple jamesons on the rocks

[sarasin]

This happened to me....and I only got to this after having been asked the same question over the space of 3 years.

Girl: Can you play some Infected Mushroom?!?
DJ S: This IS Infected Mushroom (while playing Absolum)
Girl: Really?
DJ S: Yeah....its their new album....you don't know it?!?!?
Girl: ..............



And the other fav -

Girl: Can you play some reggae?
DJ S: This is a Psytrance Festival......
Girl: So its a no?
DJ S:.............yes
Girl: So you will play it?
DJ S:.........no.
Girl: *confused look*

[sarasin]

I was watching Britains got Talent on youtube the other night....
Yeah...its funny man!

So this girl comes up.....she says she is gonna sing Ken Lee.

They ask....who sings that?

She says....Mariah Carey....

They all look at each other...mmkay!

So she starts...."KENNN LEEEEEEEE!!!...Ken Leeeeee without youuuu!!!"

I swear!

It was the fucking funniest thing ever!